If CrossFit were a video game…

-It wouldn’t be available at Best Buy – you’d have to get it from someone’s garage.
-The first time you play it you’d die after 2 minutes, and then you can’t play it again for at least a week.
-It would make you better at every other video game, whether you’ve played it or not.
-You’d chalk up the game controller.
-Constantly varied, high intensity, realistic animation.
-You’d have to play it with a group.
-Video game enthusiasts who’ve heard of it say it’s too hard and dangerous, refuse to try it themselves, and then tell everyone they meet never to play it.
-You’d stop playing your other video games because they’re too boring.
-You’d tell everyone when you beat your high score.
-Your video game console would be built out of grass-fed components.

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